Mark Kessler, the disgraced soon-to-be-unemployed police chief of tiny Gilberton, Pennsylvania, already has a new job lined up for himself. He’s starting a militia!
And according to Kessler, this won’t be your run-of-the-mill ragtag militia. It will be just as powerful as the U.S. Military, according to this post from his “Chief Mark Kessler” Facebook page.
were going to create a nation wide militia, much like the csf (Constitutional Security Force) but not for the weak at heart, two separate entities. this will not be for everyone, we don’t mean that in a negative way, we are going to need people ready willing and able…. (s–t) talkers need not apply !!! I RECALL SOMEONE STATING ( WE NEED A CIVILIAN DEFENSE FORCE JUST AS STRONG, JUST AS POWERFUL AS OUR MILITARY, well we got the DHS!!!! NOW IT’S OUR TIME TO BE JUST AS STRONG , JUST AS POWERFUL, AMERICA’S MILITIA. there will be requirements to join, any constitutional militias, operating across the nation, it’s time we unite for our country, our veterans, our future. enough truly is enough. (AGAIN S–T TALKERS, WANNA BE’S. KEYBOARD HERO’S, NEED NOT APPLY, we will release more info shortly.
We’re sure looking forward to seeing how Chief Kessler’s big bad militia will legally and financially be able to procure a few tanks, armored vehicles, and fighter planes in order to match the firepower of the U.S. military. Maybe they can get the Koch Brothers to fund the operation and infiltrate the military in order to steal a few tanks.
Kessler even has a website that you can sign up for his already-running militia, the Constitutional Security Force. All you have to do is pay him 25 bucks and you get a membership card, a bumper sticker, and an official certificate.
One little problem, however… we tried to click on Kessler’s page, ChiefKessler.com and we got the following result:
So we investigated, and it seems that Kessler has a little issue to resolve with the host of his website, GoDaddy. From Kessler’s Facebook page:
please call godaddy, they refuse to reactivate chiefkessler.com over one ( I repete one email that was sent maliciously to another person , then reported that email as spam, employee name is Felicia, employee number 1025 , ceo is Mandy, after spending the last 3 hours on the phone , Felicia 1025 along with CEO mandy , refuse to re-instate chiefkessler.com
THIS IS BULL SHIT!
PLEASE CONTACT GODADDY AT 480-624-2505 , HELP DEMAND ANSWERS FROM FELICIA & MANDY …. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, ONE EMAIL AND THEY SHUT DOWN CHIEFKESSLER.COM
here is the info we received
The Domain Name Abuse Department has responded to your inquiry, details of which are described below:
Support Staff Response
Your domain name, CHIEFKESSLER.COM, has been suspended after GoDaddy received complaints from Internet users that they received unsolicited email messages (aka spam) from you.
Multiple warnings were sent by GoDaddy’s Domain Name Abuse Department to give you an opportunity to address the complaints we have received. These warnings were sent to the following addresses:
Oops! We’re guessing that GoDaddy will end up in Kessler’s next profanity-laced shooting video. Maybe he’ll shoot up the dude in the green glasses that is featured in GoDaddy’s logo.
Kessler also has some advice for future members of his militia:
some sound advice, BUY AMMO, LOTS & LOTS OF AMMO!!!! BUY MAGS, LOTS N LOTS OF MAGS, DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHO HAS THE MOST FIREARMS, ITS ABOUT AMMO AND MAGS!!!! THEN HOOK UP WITH YOUR LOCAL MILITIAS, NOT WANNA BE’S, TRUE MILITIAS! ONE WHO ARE WILLING TO DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY IF NEED BE! NOT (s–t) TAKING KEYBOARD WANNA BE’S, JOIN UP STAND YOUR GROUND, JUST LIKE GENERATIONS BEFORE US ! LIKE THE VETS FROM WWII, KOREA, VIETNAM, AFGHANISTAN, AND SO ON! for those of you week at heart, ( YOU NEED NOT APPLY ) ALONG WITH ANY AND ALL (S–T) TALKERS!
While he awaits his walking papers from his bosses, Kessler will have plenty of time to work on the bylaws for his new kick-ass militia. And perhaps get in some shooting during his breaks.
Speaking of which, watch Kessler’s “apology” to those who said that he uses too much profanity in his wacky video tirades below.